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matthew ruiz

a smart kid with a nice attitude but sometimes he is a dick, he is sweet but girls break him ... he isn't the the cutest but very with such skills of kissing and huging "you go girl" gay white boy..... he cares of people so much but sometimes people just fuck up badly... really badly, a girl taught matthew how to kiss how embarrasing

"go find a matthew he would understand" kate said
"your gonna need a matthew ruiz to cheer you up" matthew said

by nathaly August 3, 2014


matthew seymour

Brugh no, dis is not a real definition, go somewhere elze now ok? Bye.

Matthew seymour loves video games

by MBGPokeBro October 24, 2017


matthew beattie

Matthew Beattie is another word for "massive dick", if you say "wow, you've got a Matthew Beattie", you are implying that the person has a "massive dick". it can be used in female context as it means "massive pussy" also...

thats a Matthew Beattie

by Matthew Beatties Assisstant January 31, 2018


matthew mace

matthew mace is a very hot man who does super cute kawai dances for his boyfriend caleb mattasoni. his love for caleb mattasoni was destined by the super hot woman and mother of hunter horg and wife to dazza, caroline horg. but caleb is actually gay and loves men but he is actually not gay oh my gosh Bellen klingt, Mrs. Loyd, ich erzähle es dir

*barking noises* uh that person is dancing must be a "matthew mace"

by caleb mattasoni November 17, 2022


Spicy Matthew

You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!

Damn it ! I've got chilli on my balls again!, time to pull a Spicy Matthew and stop this burning.

by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021


Matthew Rawson

A short dick faggot virgin mary nerd

Samantha: Do you like matthew rawson
Brianna: Ewwww no he is gross

by Big dick8272 November 9, 2019


matthew howard

matthew howard is a rlly bad warzone player and james gimson is superior then him he is also a respected lgbtq+ patreont

matthew howard is different

by the true name of dan November 1, 2022