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Noun: When a group of midgets cannot reach an item they link together forming a 9 ft. tall mega midget. This event may also occur when attacked.
Harold: "Dude you won't believe what I saw at the grocery store yesterday."
Duff:"whatd you see man?"
Harold: "A bunch of little people couldn't reach a jar of peanut butter so they performed the Uppity Midgets dance"
A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.
Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”
A small person who is a loser and has no life.
Your so short midget bozo
When someone who is really short and dumb and ugly is also dogshit at everything they do.
steven jacob cortez is such a dumb bitch ass dogshit midget
A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin
SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin
Trip up a midget month is from November to December it so you can annoy your small friends
She is really annoying me
Go trip her up, it’s trip up a midget month
Is used to describe an uncircumsized micro penis.
I could barely get his hooded midget inside me, when it was "in" I couldn't tell.