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When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.
Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?
1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.
Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.
A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.
I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.
Adj. Used to describe an abnormal amount of something. An Amount that is indescribably on the small side but not comparable to anything else.
This oil tastes like hot dog water with a midget punch of mint. Still fucks me up though!
when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth
im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now