literally hell on Earth. Monday crushes your dreams and makes you feel helpless. It is the start of the week. Monday makes you want to commit suicide.
Jim: "Tommorrow is Monday!"
Bob: instant depression
The day Gandalf get's to lick her gram cracker. Her favorite activity.
"Today is Monday. which means Gandalf gets to lick a gram cracker"
Monday means terrible day. It's because it's back to school and cartoons are off.
"Monday? Ahh!"
The day the gods decide you should be as miserable and deppresed as possible so you can repay your sins😂
"It's Monday again, who killed someone??"