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mullet

It is what V. Pissino see's in the mirror every morning. What a Mullet.

Don't be a Mullet

by Dick December 17, 2003


mullet

(noun) In reference to a person only being stroke worthy.. like the ability of a mullet hairstyle to evoke stroking but pretty much nothing else..

Man1: Did you see that chick.. shes a total mullet..

Man 2: yeah and her friend..

by TheMainLexx February 5, 2010


Mullet

When you shave your pussy but not your asshole.

how was she last night bro?'

'Yeah not bad but I was hitting it from the back and saw a mullet'

'Oh damn nigga I bet you still ate it though'

'Helllll yeaaaah nigguuuuuh'

by Skeet boy September 3, 2022


Mullet

Automatically makes you 10 times hotter, makes your dick 10 times bigger, and your muscles 10 times bigger.

Jacob has a mullet

by not chris's dad March 23, 2022


Mullet

A hair style worn exclusively by men who have IQs smaller than room temperature, often found among the Australia bogan population.

"Hey, that guy Chad grew a mullet over the holidays."
"Figures. Didn't he have to repeat year 7?"

by _gal1leo April 12, 2020


Mullet

A business major that plays for both teams.

Hunny everyone experiments in college”

“Your dads right yunno, he was quite the mullet during his college years. A real party in the back.”

“EW MOOOOM STOP”

by FreeMullets September 18, 2023


Mullet

A term used in sales to describe a bad lead or a person that is a useless prospect.

I thought this guy was going to buy a house when he came down...but he turned out to be a mullet and couldn't get a loan.

by parkdiesel July 16, 2017