It is what V. Pissino see's in the mirror every morning. What a Mullet.
Don't be a Mullet
(noun) In reference to a person only being stroke worthy.. like the ability of a mullet hairstyle to evoke stroking but pretty much nothing else..
Man1: Did you see that chick.. shes a total mullet..
Man 2: yeah and her friend..
When you shave your pussy but not your asshole.
how was she last night bro?'
'Yeah not bad but I was hitting it from the back and saw a mullet'
'Oh damn nigga I bet you still ate it though'
'Helllll yeaaaah nigguuuuuh'
Automatically makes you 10 times hotter, makes your dick 10 times bigger, and your muscles 10 times bigger.
A hair style worn exclusively by men who have IQs smaller than room temperature, often found among the Australia bogan population.
"Hey, that guy Chad grew a mullet over the holidays."
"Figures. Didn't he have to repeat year 7?"
A business major that plays for both teams.
“Hunny everyone experiments in college”
“Your dads right yunno, he was quite the mullet during his college years. A real party in the back.”
“EW MOOOOM STOP”
A term used in sales to describe a bad lead or a person that is a useless prospect.
I thought this guy was going to buy a house when he came down...but he turned out to be a mullet and couldn't get a loan.