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the art of crumbs that accumulates on ones chest while eating in bed
"Yo, you've got crumby neck again!"
"Maybe I'll just put it back in the bag."
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Croak neck is the large amount of neck fat that hangs outside of a heavy set man’s collar when wearing a button up shirt. Croak neck derives from the similar appearance to a frog’s neck or vocal sac.
Burt had trouble doing up the top button on the collar of his shirt because of his large croak neck.
When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck
John Goodman has a muffin neck.
When you give oral sex with ice in your mouth .
Man i could totally use some polar-necking right now .
Best song Lil Uzi Vert has ever made
Uzi needs to drop neck on froze asap.
noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.
This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!
I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
A condition that occurs after giving to many blow jobs...
I had fun last night at the party, but I think I have cock neck.