deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.

The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.

deuce cage

Most often a bathroom stall, however, any room with a toilet and a working door may be considered a deuce cage.

While doing work in the deuce cage, the preferred throne pal is a Gameboy DS.

deuce and dash

To take a shit, and then leave the bathroom without washing your hands.

I was at a urinal when I saw Bob deuce and dash! Note to self: Do not shake Bob's hand again.

deuced air

a fart, or noisome gas passed from the same orifice as a Number Two

Dude, step away: I just deuced air! OR Damn: open a window! This car stinks of deuced air.

Deuce Broods

Pronunciation: (Doos Bruds)
Very, Extremely Brood.

Bisa: Dat Girl looks good homes.
Samo Head: Shes Deuce Broods.

Big deuce

These words are said when something is really wrong or when someone says something really dumb or even when you don’t want to do something

Greg: hey man Rihanna is not even that pretty.

Tyrone: Big deuce dahg, RiRi fine as hell Wys.

dropping a deuce

Not just taking a big shit. The act of dropping a duece is the act of taking a two pound shit. See also busting a fiddy and dealing an ace

I'm dropping a deuce and it's going to clog your shitter up.

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