Doug Funnie Vision

When you have high expectations for something or an exciting vision in your head, and it ends up being really lame or not what you expected; Refers to the 90’s cartoon ‘Doug,’ and the day dreams he would usually have about things.

I thought the festival was going to be awesome, but when I got there it was really lame. I had a Doug Funnie vision.

Licensed Funny-Man

A license given to only the funniest of men, AKA David.

Woah look over there, it's David!
Who's David?
You know, the Licensed Funny-Man!
Oh, yes I remember David! I love that guy and he has so many friends!

loud equals funny

A universal truth held as a doctrine by normal people or people with an actual functioning brain.

Okay, next person to unironically believe that loud equals funny is getting locked in a room full of loudspeakers set to max gain playing USSR earrape theme. We'll see who's laughing then.

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It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

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Sex haha funny

u mum when. me when

please help me i am in great pain

Random homless guy: *Eats*
me: u mum when (BECAUSE SEX HAHA FUNNY)

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Come On Funny Feeling

A feeling of luck and invulnerability that foreshadows opportunity and good fortune. The funny feeling is often to be beckoned and called near the craps or roulette table, which will provide the gambler with clairvoyance on how to place his/her bets.

Craps parlance:

Stickman: "Seven out! New Shooter!"
New Shooter: "Come on Funny Feeling! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes." Places bets and then rolls.
Stickman: "Eleven! Front line winner."

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Actually Pretty Funny

Actually pretty funny is a term gamer lesbians will use to see if they are one in another
This term comes from techno saying lesbian rights

“Hey, I think thechnoblade is actually pretty funny. “
“Are you?”
“Are you?”
“Hell yeah bitch”

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