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The arm with the hand attached to it that you mostly/only use to jerk off
Holy crap, i broke my jerk arm, what am i going to do when i'm not getting some
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A turtle jerk is when masturbating (male) sucking a pice of turd in and out of the ass (also known a turtle head!) and realeaseing pice of turd at the same moment as ejaculating.
I had a amazing turtle jerk at work and got paid for it!
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To commence in a circle jerk in which each man ejaculates upon one donut and the last to ejaculate has to eat the donut.
"Bob was the last to finish during the Donut Jerk, so he had to eat OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!! guys' cum off of the donut."
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The act of furiously fapping your penis until you spludge a line of green chedder cheese
Dude i just twerk jerked all over that cunts face
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When a man gets his dick so hard and he’s so horny that he takes it out of his pants and starts jerking it so much. He also likes to finger his ass and jerk off with other people on Omegle and he then shoots cum out of his penis and licks it
Tom was jerking off in his room, until his sister walked in and asked to join him.
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In wrestling, this is the term for the match that goes in-between two big storyline enders, to calm the crowd down. Also referred to as a buzzkill match.
Randy Orton vs. Mick Foley
Hurricane & Rosey vs. La Resistance <--
HBK vs. Triple H vs. Chris Benoit
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Another form of the ever popular, "circle jerk", where there are only two participants therefore forming a "line" instead of a "circle".
The two participants jerk-off together and when they have both completed the action, they have attained a "linear jerk". Although sometimes referred to as a "linear wank", in the United States it has been growing in popularity in dorm rooms everwhere under the term "linear jerk".
Eric and I were in our dorm room, and it was just us, so we did a linear jerk. Next time you should come and we can have a circle jerk!
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