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tragedy whore

someone who always jumps at the opportunity to mourn/ express deep sadness, usually over the death of someone, or the occurance of something, that has essentially nothing to do with that individual

Pete: Did you see Jalen? She wrote "RIP Oscar" all over her arm! She talked to him maybe once?!

Sam: Yeah, man. What a tragedy whore!

OR

Alice: Wow. I feel so terrible that Joanne has that flesh eating disease! I think that we should all sit with her at lunch!

Stacey: You're such a tragedy whore, Alice! You called Joanne fugly last week. You just want to shine in her sympathy glow.

by Ellixx September 11, 2011

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Caps Whore

SomeOne Who Refuses To Type Normally And Must Capitalize Every Word Like Its Something Special. Gets Very Angry When People Criticize Their Ways. And If They Are Typing And Accidently Dont Capitalize Every Letter At The Beginning Of The Word, They Actually Fix It. Very Similar To OCD. Like I Am Typing Right Now

Chelsea: Hey Chrissy Whats Up?
Chrissy: Why r u such a caps whore?!
Chelsea: Shut Up! I Can Do WhatEver I Want!!!!!!!!!!! Why Do You NOT Type Every Word Like I Do?!?!
Chrissy: Yeah whatever caps whore.

by lol I know whos reading this June 14, 2009

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Instagram Whore

A person who acts ignorant because he/she has more followers than other people. There a snob and can't find any other way to spend daddy's money than to use it to buy the best phone for nip slips and other stupid ways of getting attention. Because people wouldn't pay attention otherwise. They usually have ass and boob implants because they hate their vagina. They also love songs like let me take a selfie. One of the most repetitive songs the only lyrics being the title name.

"Omg did you see that phone that just came out? Ima use for Instagram. Omg totes gonna become famous.......uhhh retweet......hashtag..........uhhhhhh....I eat chipotle everyday. "Your a Instagram whore"

by The undying truth of the web August 29, 2015

28πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


i-whore

person who buys anything that falls out of Steve Jobs ass. Probably had i-phone first day of release.

When Jessica was younger, she was a vivacious free-thinker. But the disappointments of life crushed her soul until she was reduced to little more than an itinerant i-whore, with a live feed to the the Apple Conference Center on I-TV, 24/7. It was easier this way.

by Gateskeeper January 22, 2008

89πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Slut-whore

A girl who attempts to hook up with anyone who has a penis just because she wants attention.
Usually she is a two-faced bitch, who everyone hates.

I can't believe that slut-whore gave him a blow job in the Frank building after school.

by ItsKarmaBitch December 8, 2010

132πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Attention Whore

aka Man Collector-, a woman who accumulates a lot of male friends in order to be constantly showered with attention and admiration. No man is off limits to an attention whore, including boyfriends and spouses of her own friends. The attention whore will make up inane reasons to text, call or have a conversation with a man that she feels is not giving her the attention she feels she should have and will escalate this behavior if this attention is going to another woman, even a man’s own girlfriend or spouse. She will not ask for anything, however, she will moan and complain about something until a man offers to help or give her what she wants. However, there is no way any of these men would ever make it beyond the friend stage or ever engage in sexual activity with this woman. The attention whore’s own boyfriend or spouse is usually the one man who is immune to her charms and attention seeking behavior. The attention whore does not have many female friends, either due to her actions towards their signifigant others, or because she feels that they take attention from her, although she will claim she doesn’t understand why.

The attention whore wears high heels to a football game so men will help her up and down the bleachers.

by Iknowwhatyoureupto November 5, 2011

201πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


myspace whores

- myspace whores are mostly girls..
usually have new pics of them selves daily... have a million friends and dont know half of them... think myspace is some kind of popularity contest... they usually post bulletins saying comment my pics or im hungry for comments. go on my space every 2 mins to check if they have new comments.. take pictures of themselves in the mirror ... have a need to be on everyones top eight... need to keep commenting everyone just to be someones last comment... say things like im soo cool , im raddd ... usuallyy write all of there friends names under who id like too meett... basically there insecure annoying bitches that want to seem cool ;) ; every scene person has one

your all such myspace whores!

by jadeee January 25, 2006

88πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž