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In some ways similar to camel toe, belly nuts refers to the front of an obese person's pants, specifically the effect of the front vertical seam deviding their tucked-in flab into 2 separate watermelon-sized hemispheres.
In order for belly nuts to occur, two conditions must be met.
1. When a fatty's enormous stomach becomes large and saggy enough that it must be tucked into the pants.
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2. When said fatty chooses to wear pants that are a) too tight to contain said belly, and b) have a seam that devides said belly into 2 distinct parts, taking the form of a pair of giant balls.
It should also be noted that belly nuts shows no gender discriminaation, and may occur on males and females, provided they are a lardie.
"Holy shit! Look at the belly nuts on that lady!"
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Something used to catch semen after you have ejaculated (washcloth; tissue; toilet paper; old sock; dirty underwear; etc).
I couldn't find my nut rag under my bed so I had to walk to the bathroom with jizz all over myself.
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Balls that are unclean, sweaty, and hairy. Balls thats have a rank stench.
After I was done playing softball with the boys I had a bad case of musty nuts!
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An intimidating name to call somebody.
Derrick- You coming to my party later?
Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!
Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!
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Guys riding 2-up on a motorcycle; or more generally, riding any 2-person device where one individual sits directly behind the other (second person being a male).
I wanted a ride on his motorcycle, but was uncomfortable going nut to butt.
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adjective- 1:When a man feels like his scrotum is bigger than it really is. 2:When a man get a sudden burst of inexplicable courage to do something overly stupid.
If more people carried guns then the idiots with guns wouldn't feel so pump-nut!!!!
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