Bobby Bowden Curse

refers to the pattern of unfortunate events laid upon Florida State University due to the mistreatment and disrespect given to former football coach, Bobby C. Bowden upon his "retirement" from FSU. The only methods believed to exorcise the curse are to kill oneself or burn their Florida State University diploma. The curse is believed to be closely correlated to the famous Native American folklore of Chief Tut's Curse.

Billy Bob: "That call was so gay! Miami is totally paying off the officials!"
Intellectual human being: "Dude, it's the Bobby Bowden Curse!!"
Billy Bob: "Oh shit... let me get my diploma"

Garret Bobby Ferguson

A walking head that resembles Jesus just plain legit at playing Broken Bones

GBF: I'm Garret Bobby Ferguson Not giant bearded face

Bobby Baker disease

When you are overly obsessed with bobby baker for no reason....

"Oh my lord I think i have bobby Baker disease! He is so fucking hot."

Bobby the Sexy Turtle

A common nickname used for members of groups of mentally unstable Highschool students. (Bobby the sexy turtle is a name that means u be awesome. )They like to hide in Wallmarts and hate batteries. Exetremely smart (smarter than u anyways) And also exetremely dumb and delusional. SEXY TURTLE BOBS ARE A CRAZE SWEEPING THE MAYBE 10 PEOPLE WHO INVENTED IT. Enjoy. You are a sexy turtle, bye bobby.

Random lame guy- Who is that?
Random strange guy- That's Bobby the sexy turtle.
Bobby- YEAAA im awesomer than you guys because i am sexy and appreciate the fragile turtles.

Justin Bobby Hood

when one wraps a scarf around their head like a hood to keep warm, as Justin Bobby once did on a episode of "The Hills", this is known as the Justin Bobby Hood.

"Man,it was so cold this morning, I had to pull a Justin Bobby hood so my ears wouldn't freeze."

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Millie Bobby Brown

Millie Bobby Brown is the most adorable girl out there she plays Eleven from Stranger Things and is 13 years old and I swear to god if you hurt her I will murder you

I LOVE MILLIE BOBBY BROWN SHE IS ADORABLE

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bobby merill strassburg

You will love to talk to him he’s a fun person to be around and his girlfriend is lucky to have him like really lucky “ she doesn’t deserve him” “he’s to awesome for her” anywho he’s cute as heck and could crack a room up with his hilarious jokes i love him and I hope he knows who wrote this.

“bobby merill strassburg”: hey

Me: OH MY GOD DID YOU GET SENT FROM THE HEVEANS ABOVE?