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Derived from a video featuring pornographic actress 'Eva Angelina' being inseminated despite earlier claims from 'Rigger Dan' the man whom was boning her, assuring that he wouldn't--yet did anyway. To add further insult to injury, Rigger Dan, as graciously as a jerk can be then tells the whimpering Eva that it's "Not my problem!" and leaves her be to simper in his liquid children.
To be a Rigger Dan frankly speaking, is to be a conniving, autonomous rascal who burdens others with little to no concern to the consequences their peers may now face, but they do not.
Example of how to correctly use the term 'Rigger Dan'.
Kevin: I'm going to be gone for a month, alright John? Can you feed my cats while I'm gone? Here's my spare apartment key for whenever you can stop by. See you later!
*two weeks later*
Albert: What's up man, how's it going?
John: Not much, just chillin'.
Albert: Hey what's this?
John: Oh, those are Kevin's house keys. He's gone for the month, wants me to feed his fucking cats or something.
Albert: When was the last time you fed them?
John: Who gives a rat's ass? I'm getting high; that's more important right now.
Albert: Don't you think his cats are fucking dead by now John?
John: Not my problem, wasn't my problem. I'm not the one with dead cats.
Albert: Way to be, Rigger Dan.
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When someone tells the same joke over and over, apparently in the belief that, although it was completely lame the first 50 times, at some point between the 51st and 2057th times, it will magically become funny.
Monday
Dan: You love the penis so much.
Tuesday
Dan: Why do you love the penis so much?
Wednesday
Dan: I'd like you better if you didn't love the penis so much!
Thursday
Dan: You still love the penis way too much.
Joe: Quit with the goddamn Dan Jokes already!
Dan: Ok, I'll quit... just as soon as you stop loving the penis so much!
Joe: I hate you.
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When a band has a vibe that is one of a kind.
"Man, this band is awesome!" "Yea, such a Steely Dan, too bad they are only in town for 1 night."
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A guy who will fuck anything with a heartbeat, and has to tell everybody.
"I woke up drunk as a skunk in a strange barnyard. I had one of those morning boners. Then I heard some noise coming from the livestock pens, so I jumped the fence and went all 'Action Dan' on a goat. I don't know why I'm telling you this."
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MAGICAL MAN THAT USES WALL HACKS BUT SAYS HE DOESENT
IM GONNA GET BANNED ITS A DEFAULT DAN
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Lead guitarist for thrash metal band Anthrax from 1983-1995. He left the band in 95 to persue his love for watchmaking and currently owns his own watch company, SpitzWatch. He briefly rejoined Anthrax in 2005 for a reunion tour of the classic Belladonna-era linep but left shortly after. Dan briefly played in Overkill before the days of Anthrax. He currently plays in his band DeuxMonkey. His brother is former Black Sabbath bassist Dave Spitz. Dan is known for being very short (5'1) which earned him the nickname, "Minitower". He played Jackson guitars (the Rhoads model) and had a infamous black model with green pinstriping and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stickers. He currently plays Paul Reed Smith guitars and has a custom made headstock through PRS. He played on Anthrax records Fistful Of Metal, Spreading The Disease, Among The Living, State Of Euphoria, Persistance Of Time, and Sound Of White Noise.
Dan Spitz lead guitar work in Anthrax is unique and he is never given enough credit. Anthrax Scott Ian Overkill Thrash Metal
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