A sexy man who was apart of the diary of a wimpy kid book. He is a gigachad and a sexy man who can pull the whole universe including God, He is such a beast that he can punch the wall and break it with ease. There is a national Greg day named after him and is celebrated every 2 weeks
Greg: Hi
Literally the whole universe: Immediately jumps on greg and tries F'ing
i guess you looked it up...
Greg is the cult of Denny Gorbzalez.
join now to get your soul sucked away by a mischievous little nutcracker dude
ME: omg im truly greg
IDIOT: whats are you talking about?
ME: im a part of the fastest growing army on the internet!
IDIOT: *slowy backs away*
An unattractive man that should always wear his glasses who manages to get beautiful girls despite his looks. Usually short; always beady eyed.
Greg is someone who thinks wifi causes autism and who tells you the best time to nap.
Definitely into threesomes and converting people to his ways.
If you want unsolicited advice, talk to GREG.
“Ooga Booga”
“What the fuck are you taking about Greg”
(from random reddit user not mine lol)