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A guy with black spiky hair and a goatee who wears a red shirt. Likes to be a useless piece of shit all day and play games, throw fuckin' nancho parties, and put jelly on his hot god. Has a tendency to fall down the stairs.
Sweet Bro - i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit and play all these games
Sweet Bro - FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS
Hella Jeff - I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!! I WARNED YOU DOG!
Sweet Bro - IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Hella Jeff - I TOLD YOU MAN, I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!
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The bro dudes are the most worthless of the human beings. They hunt in packs, and are rarely seen in the wild alone. The bro dude loves axe body spray, and has a particular fondness for the Jägerbomb.
Bro dudes can be found at local bars for "wing's night", at the mall near the american eagle outlet store, as well as front row during nickleback concerts. Brodudes also have a fondness for Buckcherry, and other useless pop music. The bro dude can also be found at your local gym, spending more time talking to the other brodudes about how fit they look, than actually lifting any weights.
Brodudes are characterized by the smell of Axe Body Spray, ridiculous popped collars, live strong bracelts and wristwatches. One knows they are in the vicinity of a brodude simply by listening for their quotations of Dane Cook, as well as quoting: "Do you know how I know you're gay!?".
While seemingly dangerous, the brodude is actually harmless, as they spend most of the time in the mirror doing their faux hawks, they are usually pretty tuckered out by nightfall.
Example A:
Person A: "Hey man, what's that smell?"
Person B: "Fuck dude, that's axe body spray, you know what that mea..."
Bro dude: "JäGERBOMBS!!!!!"
Person A: "Oh fuck..."
Example B:
(Overheard at a local gym)
Bro dude A: "I totally benchpressed 250lbs today. *Chest Bump*
Bro dude B: "Fuck yeah man, but you're still a fag"
Bro dude C: "What are you two girls ragging about?"
Bro dude D: "You know how i know you fags are gay?"
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The act of going for a knife kill in Call of duty while you and your opponent are face to face, and at a small distance. It goes against "never bring a knife to a gun fight" but please believe, its very effective.
This term is used a lot by the great xcalizorz.
"Oh no this guy is shooting at me!!" (runs around corner and switches to ballistic knife)
"Can I for the bro rush?"
(Enemy comes around corner after him) "Bro rush, BRO RUSH!!! (knife kill) YEAAHH!!!!!!!"
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A girl who is cool enough to qualify for bro status
Dude 1: Cecilia is such a girl bro, man
Dude 2: Totally, if she had a dick, she'd be a real bro, bro
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a bro who is superior in all male activities; nails a lot of slampieces; drinks more than all other frat dogs; talks anyone down
Doug was a Bro King this weekend. He nailed a slampiece, was drunk the whole time, and talked down a group of sluts
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Term of endearment used by fraternity members to describe specific members that they themselves have chosen to be part of their lineage.
Did you see Raul and Manolis' comment battle over their little bro's?? Those guys are frat!
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When your earlier bro left you, and you decide to get a new one making the previous bro jealous.
I will get a rebound bro, then Jeff has to get jealous!