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When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.
On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.
life is two dates and a dash
You come, you eat and then you dash, it could be with or without paying the bill. It was invented by the Roman Army. They came, they saw, they dinner dashed.
Do you want to come over for a dinner dash?
When you show up to a party and then dash off quickly so you can say you were there but avoid actually having to socialize.
This holiday season I will be using the party dash move as often as possible, because fuck people.
When a friend that is under 5 foot 3 daps up 1 person at the function and goes home to play PS5
Alex trimboli preformed the midget mash and dash before he dipped to play 2k
The waypoints of improving muscle memory and faster reflexes through playing Geometry Dash for a long amount of time. The only problem is that some patients are bad at games and have a really BIG skill issue.
After he took a Dash Reflexology test, he was able to stop his stopwatch at exactly 0.45 femtoseconds before it reach 56 minutes.
A dash of seasoning, but with a little extra elbow.
-Did you put salt in this sauce?
-Just a dash.
-Tastes a little bland. Better put a 'bow-dash in this time.
A very funny and naughty cat who will irritate the living daylights out of you
‘Dash! U made two poops in 10 minutes!’
‘Meow’