cuban crab grass

A potential slang term for marijuana, named by Steven Colbert during the Wednesday, April 29th edition of the Colbert Report.

Which of the following is a slang term for marijuana?
Pot
Wacky Tobacky
Sticky-Icky
or Cuban Crab Grass?

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Upstate New York Grass

The best grass. No other part of New York has grass like it. Florida grass is gross in comparison.

Sammy: So you know how Florida grass is horrible? Well, upstate New York grass is so amazing I would just lie down on it and orgasm.

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Touch some grass

To smoke weed.

“Hey did you know Thomas doesn’t know what to touch some grass means”
“Wow what a poo poo head”

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fresh cut grass

that sweet smell of fresh cum in the throws of passion

Like when scotty cums in my mouth and all I can smell is fresh cut grass

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go touch some grass

The only argument antis have against us.

Larrie: *shows endless proof*
Anti: Ugh... Uhmmm.... I- Uhh IT´S FAKE GO TOUCH SOME GRASS!!!

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one in the grass two in the ass

Grass is her hairy bush,and ass is ass.

"One in the grass two in the ass? Reaaaal subtle,man."

Get off my grass

Used to tell someone to fuck off

*Everyone on the block in bobs driveway blasting country music and drinking PBR*

Neighbor joe: bob remember when u backed your dually into Nancy’s mailbox and blamed it on Rick

Neighbor Nancy: When was this?!

Bob: get off my grass joe

Neighbor rick: So that’s why Nancy doesn’t talk to my wife anymore... hmm *takes a swig of PBR*