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The mixture of semen and piss in a bowl that is then slurpped up by a dirty whore.
Damn that bitch slurpped all that custard soup and even asked for seconds
A soup made from aborted fetuses. Often includes garlic and pork, and is considered a health food in China, in that it's supposedly good for the skin and general overall health.
Normally, I buy some pork to make fetus soup
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When homeless people partake in sexual activity in a car.
Some times leaving behind items like new born babies and/or dead mice in used condoms.
Ryan: Why does it smell like alcohol and dirty pussy in here?
Jim: GOD DAMN IT THOSE HOBOS HAD ANOTHER SOUP KITCHEN IN MY PRIUS.
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A pink soup is when you grab a spoon and shove it into a girls vagina, eating whatever comes out.
John, have you been eating your pink soup?
No mother, sorry, I haven't!
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A waiter who doesn't like you at all and farts into your soup with a peice of crap coming out steaming hot waiting for you to eat it all up.
That waiter at Olive Garden didn't seem to like me I think he did a fart soup for me.
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After you've eaten a hearty meal, and quite possibly drank a good amount of your liquid of choice, you may have burp-soup. This is when you burp, but instead of just air you get a little something extra that comes up with it. It's not enough to qualify as throwing up, because it's an amount which is generally small enough to simply swallow again while making a disgusted face.
*buuuurrrrrrppp....swallow* "oh man you guys, I just had the sickest case of burp soup!!"
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Your friend brings up what sounds to be an especially juicy belch, you then reply, "niiiice, little burp soup there?"
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