One's best friend. The broest of bros. An individual that is above all other friends due to their like mindedness and awesomeness.
One's brobie one is always a reflection of oneself.
a beer..... Whereas "cool ones" would refer to beer, beer, beer and even more beer
It's so hot I think I think I need to down a couple of cool ones.....
Basically means peace out. It can be made with the fingers - the peace sign (two) and the thumb hitched in the way to say "get out of here" (one).
A: I have to go pick up my cousin.
B: Ok man, two-to-the-one.
A: See ya.
The one friend everyone has that seems to have what they need no matter how bizarre it seems to be
Friend 1: Hey do you have a giant picture of a rooster in your bag
That one friend: yeah what color?
From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
Ok, so basically, an epic one is this really chill, kind, legit, confident, talented, epic, brilliant, funny, legendary person who is just the best possible human being ever. They are rare and wonderful, take care of them, you may only find one in your life time. I would know, I'm the "epicone" I know.
Dude: Pretty damn awesome person over there.
Other dude: You could say she's an epic one.
A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.