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wedgie ball

When one is wedgied onto a pole such as a flagpole. Then 2 players spank the wedgied person around in a game similar to tether ball.

We're going to play wedgie ball with Amanda

by TheMaster1048 November 30, 2009

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ball funk

small pieces of dead skin and sweat that form between the testicles and the thigh during strenuous actvity. usually extremely smelly

"Don't play with your nuts and then touch me, as I have no desire to be witness to your smelly ball funk"

by pat hutchison August 7, 2006

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adler balls

Several meanings:
1. Most often used to descirbe a crappy situation.
2. Used to describe really large, hanging male testicles.

The phrase came to life after viewing celebrity Cisco Adler's nude picture on the internet.

Wow, that movie Gigli sucked major adler balls.

by Debra K March 2, 2007

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ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

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Golden Balls

The sobriquet of English football (soccer) player and fashionmonger David Beckham.
Given to him by his legion of adoring fans and endorsed by his celebrity wife Victoria ...though she is reported to favour the nickname Solidago.
Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, is thought to use yet another name.... presently undisclosed....

"No!! Twerp Head Rooney ...I didn't mean you... I meant Golden Balls Beckham .... Oh sorry Signor Capellet ..sometimes I can't tell my arse from my elbow."

Golden Balls swerved the ball from the free-kick with his usual aplomb,scoring the winning goal for LA Galapagos in the final seconds of the game.

by walterfromedenfield September 10, 2010

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balls o'clock

an obscene hour of the day that no one should be awake for.

i can't drink tonight, i have to go to the airport tomorrow at balls o'clock in the morning.

by ThusSpakeWill October 22, 2009

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play ball

1. to be a sport
2. to go along and do what you are supposed to

From Reservoir Dogs :

(talking about tipping and the fact that tips are taxed)

Mr Pink: (...) Look, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. (...)

Meaning he will not do like everyone and start tipping waitresses.

by BelgianTake March 9, 2012

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