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the lubricated penguin dive

preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the perfect speed is reached, slam your steaming hot meat into your partner's cavern of glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.

me and mikes mom did the lubricated penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang

Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver

Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.

Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.

by hot kharl November 27, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


club penguin baby

Mwa Mwa Penguins(or club penguin bay bees) is a group of adult penguins who like to think they are babies who cry so much because they were spoilt as children and never grew up, every now and then some penguin comes and shakes some sense into them by shouting at and attacking them, the mwa mwa penguins then proceed to call the attacker a "meanie" then the pet shop owner comes and kicks them out of the pet shop for scaring away customers, then Everyone could actualy buy a puffle instead of bieng harrased by these gits, the only thing there good at is bieng stupid and bieng SO BLOOMING ANNOYING They were created by A youtuber named SpCpGirl51960.

club penguin baby:goo goo goo goo goo! penguin:SHUT UP *cocks gun* club penguin baby:goo-*gunshot*

by Link972 December 10, 2009

40๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Club Penguin Rewritten

A Club Penguin Private Server hosted and updated weekly by Hagrid, Stu, Thorn, and Joee. Club Penguin Rewritten is based on 2007-2012 Club Penguin era with some custom content. The Club Penguin Rewritten is not associated with Disney in any way, though it's still legal and safest Club Penguin Private Server. (Fair Use for Education Purposes 17 U.S. Code ยง 107)

Hey! Wanna play Club Penguin Rewritten? It's the same fun as original Club Penguin!

by Greenuxx March 6, 2019


Club Penguin Rewritten

no longer alive: a dead body | as complement : he was shot dead by a sniper | (as plural noun the dead) : there was no time to bury the dead with decency.
โ€ข (of a part of the body) having lost sensation; numb: I severed nerves in my leg so part of my foot is dead.
โ€ข lacking emotion, sympathy, or sensitivity: a cold, dead voice.
โ€ข devoid of living things: a dead planet.

man thats like club penguin rewritten!

by basningon May 21, 2022


follicular penguin monk

Can be used to insult someone in a joking manner, or very seriously depending on tone and delivery, usually used in a state of annoyance. The words individually have no correlation to each other but when together can be used in a similar way to 'twat' or 'idiot'. The origin of this phrase is East London 2020

Jack, you follicular penguin monk!
Leave me alone you follicular penguin monk, you're just jealous of my husband!

by Brown Bread October 21, 2020


Upside down penguin

When you get punched so hard in the genitals that you have to walk upside down with a cane.

After I simba'd her i had to upside down penguin for the rest of the day.

by OH SHAG HENNESY January 29, 2018


Fat Boy Penguin

Fat Boy Penguin is a epic YouTuber who speaks english and norwegian that is 69% gigachad and makes weird/funny content.
If you don't like his content SuBsCrIbE, if you like his content SuBsCrIbE.

"Who needs oxygen anyways lol" -Fat Boy Penguin

by Verified_Gigachad April 27, 2022