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porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.

"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"

by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021


basement pet

A woman who is controlled and dictated by a tyranical person, usually a man, to the point where she isn't allowed to leave the house without permission.

Stay clear of Khaled, or he'll turn you into his own personal basement pet.

by goggle_dude April 21, 2022


amish petting

Heavy petting with close on and no intention of going any further.

I went to Jamies house last night for Amish petting because it was her time of the month.

by Imntntx2017 April 5, 2017


pet rock video

A video upload which contains no useful information, political, technical,
scientific or otherwise important new product caveat updates.
An absolutely boring video.
A video which contains near exact themes in relation to innumerable others.

I saw another pet rock video today of a cute chick on her second day of
distilled water fasting.

by 10isC November 20, 2017


Ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet

When you put a XTC-pill or another pill containing the substanceMDMA” in someones mouth without him wanting this.

Hey ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet.

Nooooo man die guy is al fucktop genoeg en heb geen zin in gezeik met wouten

by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 July 16, 2019


fancy pet

Amazing, wonderful and extremely cute human being that usually sleeps in fetal position and farts meanwhile.

Look at Ana. She must be a fancy pet

by Fancypet July 26, 2018


shark pet

Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.

Ah, you're from France. Mind if I do a little "shark pet" before this evening's shenanigans?

by theycallmecarmen92 July 10, 2018