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When one wears a top and bottom of the same color.
Wow, Emily has on matching red shorts and a red shirt...sweet Polish jumpsuit!
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popcorn, specifically that served at a large party with polish shrimp (corn twisters)
We were strapped for cash, so we offered our guests polish shrimp and polish oysters
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The act of urinating into a fan instead of taking an actual shower. Usually done in response to a Polish Bikeride.
Damn yo! Doc takes too many Polish showers and not enough real ones.
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To return to the lavatory and re-wipe your anus.
"To go wipe your butt again."
"You smell like ass, go take a polish shower."
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Two drivers facing one-another in the left turn lane. Both drivers have a green light.
In the case of a Polish Standoff, both drivers are unable to turn left because they're both patiently waiting for the other one to go first. Inevitably results in noone going anywhere until the next time the light turns green.
I can't believe that we're all going to sit through another light cycle because those two fucktards got stuck in a Polish Standoff.
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The act of taking both hands and shoving them into a loved one's mouth, spreading said loved one's mouth open, followed immediatly by headbutting their helpless face.
Last night after giving Ben a rusty trombone, Cristen totally got a polish handjob
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Another term for a person wanting to attempt suicide, usually involving police intervention.
Officer Smith had to respond to the high railroad bridge over the river- There was a polish hostage up there threatening to jump.
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