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Supposed to refer to someone whose beliefs do not line up well with any available party, but is often misused by fascists/the alt-right to mask the fact that they're, well, fascist.
I'd call myself "politically homeless" at this point, but that would associate me with the people who call themselves "politically homeless"... and I do not want to share my political home with them.
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A highly objectionable political or social view or affiliation held by a previously compassionate and socially conscious person after a prolonged, sexual relationship with an ultra-conservative individual. Abbr: PTD.
Shamona was pretty cool until she started sleeping with that neo-con Nigel and picked up that politically transmitted disease... now she's uncomfortable unless she's surrounded by people of pallor.
When he said he was D & D free, I thought that included PTDs. Now I find out he's been a greedy pig ever since he got married to Lauren.
Wtf, you belong to the NRA? Politically transmitted diseases are worse than chlamydia, dude!
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Contrary to popular conservative belief, political correctness is not a solely left-wing phenomenon.
politically correct (conservative)
Examples of conservative correctness:
frankfurters became "hot dogs" during world war I
french fries became freedom fries in 2003
David Horowitz's "Academic Bill of Rights"
attempts to "teach the controversy" by creationists in biology courses, and global warming deniers in environmental science courses
Any number of campaigns against plays or films, such as Life of Brian or Jesus Christ Superstar, on the grounds that they are "offensive to Christians;" conservative Catholic groups are particularly fond of this tactic
Encouragement of anti-gay activists to eschew the words "gay" and "homosexual" in favor of such phrases as "unnatural vice" and "anti-Christian"
Global warming deniers whining about being called "deniers." They prefer the term "skeptic."
"Enhanced interrogation techniques"
"Homicide bombing"
Atheist billboards are seen as insensitive to Christians.
Republicans changing the names of committees in the House of Representatives to change "labor" to "workforce" and remove any mention of "civil rights"
Free speech zones
The Dixie Chicks causing controversy by criticizing George Bush
ward churchill getting blasted to high heavens for insulting innocent americans (although this was definitely justified)
The whole fox news "war on christmas" nonsense
Conservatives
are just as PC as liberals!
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A group of people now trying to get revenge for Donald J. Trump becoming President of the United States by posting definitions that have nothing to do with the actual problem at hand. These definitions created are more of incomprehensible venting that usually has a large amount of votes, many being upvotes as people who agree are inclined to vote up whether it's good content or not, but a slightly higher amount of downvotes-- the people who either support the president or realize that the definition is pointless.
All of these angry political urbandictionists are clogging up the featured page with absolute political trash called definitions.
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When some sack head tries to ban memes
Angela Merkel: VE VILL BAN SE MEMES IN EUROP
Meme bois: wow angela merkel is one shitty european politic
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Political definitions on urban dictionary. Posted primarily by retards who have little if any idea of what they’re writing about. Usually the writers are ridiculously left or right.
Urban Dictionary Politics are written by people with an I.Q lower then there shoe size.
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A subreddit which carries the unique distinction of probably being the only political discussion community on the internet where people belonging to all political ideologies can interact and discuss their opinions with each other without someone getting their panties in a twist. A die-hard liberal can laugh at a meme along with a Trump supporter; a communist can amicably chat with a anarchist; etc. etc. This is quite remarkable considering that 99% of political subreddits inevitably become echo chambers full of vocal extremists that shoot down anyone with even slightly differing opinions.
Probably will get banned in a year or two.
*other politics subs*
Person 1: *expresses an extreme opinion that is rewarded with thousands of upvotes and awards*
Person 2: Listen, I think that might be going a little far because.....*rational argument*
Everyone else: REEEEEEE YOU CAN'T HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION FROM US WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!!1! *mass downvoting Person 1 with possible death threats in inbox*
Political Compass Memes
Person 1: Expresses an opinion
Person 2: Hey man I think that might be a bit flawed because *rational argument*
Person 1: That's a valid point man. But I'll still portray you as a soyjak in my next meme.
Everyone else: Based
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