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malvern is just jealous, the only thing they can come up w/ is we suck at life and have no contacts sports or w/ girls, and that we suck at life, hahahaha and apparently our place is in the trash can maybe we don't have contact sports, but o yeah i forgot, we won championships in every fall sport, guess we do suck huh? i guess u guys just pride urself having contact w/ other high school guys, and that is sorta weird, but i guess that is ur way of hiding the fact that most of u are to gay to function, haha and whoever tried to insult us sayin mock trial is our best sport it just shows that u really will work under ur dad or a devon guy
malvern prep's favorite sports include holding poles and sticks, and having muddy dog piles w/ other guys
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A lesser prep school. Known as Malvern, it is located in the middle of nowhere and is frequently the site of Amish mafia raids. Students of the school often arm themselves with weapons to protect against such attacks, but are more often too inept at physical action to move out of the way.
When looking for a real prep school, students apply in massive numbers to the Prep School of champions, Saint Joseph's Prep. Located in Philly, the students need not weapons to protect themselves, for the school has professional ninjas hired permanently as bodyguards. Since all the talented people come to the Prep, it owns all other schools in academics and athletics.
Parents, don't wuss out and send your child to a lesser school. Send your child where they deserve it. The Prep. Home of the Pirate Mixer, where there's twenty sexy girls who want to go all the way to every guy. Now that you know, don't make a mistake. Because knowing is half the battle.
Dude, I visited this Malvern place yesterday. They molested me and stole my wallet.
Oh, that sucks. You should visit the Prep! They gave me free tickets and show me how to use them to get girls with!
Tickets to where?
Tickets to the gun show!
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Dude, I malverned your sister last night.
Aww, man. You capped her in the knee and slapped her with your wang?
Naw, that was yesterday when I O'Haraed her.
Oh, so you screwed a man and then made my sister give you a blowjob?
Yeah, that's it.
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Damn, after one year at Malvern, I'd rather eat out a donkey than stay here.
I know, man. I wish my parents loved me and had sent me to the Prep instead of this trashhole.
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a school full of stuck up assholes and gays that care more about their uggs and maxi skirts than their grades. the guys are generally queer in their wardrobe choices. for example: vineyard vines, and the guys even unfortunately wear designer brands like gucci, louis vuitton, and burberry. the girls make sure that the others know that they are better than them. if you don't have an iphone and BMW, you don't belong at berkeley.
"When I took my range rover to the shop, I spilled starbucks on my vineyard vines."
"Oh, you must go to Berkeley Prep."
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A person, who usually is an angsty, depressed goth/punk, who think s/he's cool because s/he wear shirts that say "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same" and other assorted wear from Hot Topic or Torrid even though that makes them a hypocrite as those shops are just as brand-name as Abercrombie, GAP, or Old Navy. The people behind Hot Topic and Torrid are exactly like the people behind GAP and Old Navy: they laugh all the way to the bank as you unthinking, impressionable teens buy their over-priced clothing, and you become a walking billboard for Corporate America when you don their shoddy clothes, just like the "prep" clique you hate so much.
I think I'm sooo unique because I'm wearing a shirt from a company that tells me who I am. I am a sell-out.
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the most awesomest school ever! we rock the gym meet and are way cooler than the NDP girls!!!!!!!
NDP girl: where do you go to school?
Maryvale prep girl: Maryvale
NDP girl: you suck ewwwww! and you stole the gym meet from us! and your not as cool as us!
Maryvale prep girl: well we do it better so HA! and we get the calvert hall boys and we are WAY cooler than you
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Gay.
Wow you are really (negative adjective i.e. Gay, Spoiled, Annoying, etc), you must go to Georgetown Prep. You are such a (insert negative noun i.e. tool, douche, douche-bag.)
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