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when a couple has anal sex, the male waits for his wife to fart and simultaneously fucks her in the ass, thus punching the fart.
my new girlfriend lets me fart-punch her all the time.
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A finishing sexual position. Bed doggystyle. When the male is in the process of ejaculation, he shouts, "FALCON PUNCH" and thrusts with all his might, consequently knocking his partner off of the bed and decreasing her stock by one.
"We were making love all night long in my room and it was so magical that I had to end it with a Falcon Punch. It was beautiful."
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When somebody is about to sneeze, you rear back your right forearm with a clenched fist, and with the strength of a thousand lumberjacks, punch them in the chest to prevent the sneeze...
Cody "Ahhhh-AHHHHHH"
Chris *punches Cody in the chest with fury worthy of Street Fighter II*
Cody "FUCK!"
Cliff "Haha, you got tha sneeze punch!"
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Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.
I donkey punched the bitch and was found guilty of felony assault.
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A punch to the gooch, i.e. the area between anus and penis / vagina.
If delivered correctly to a male a gooch punch will cause immediate and uniquely powerful ejaculation, which is said to be the most pleasurable experience known to man. However, after a gooch punch the male can never ejaculate again.
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placing a section of PVC pipe in someone's butt, then sticking barbed wire into the butt via PVC pipe. initially, the barbed wire is contained within the PVC pipe. you then remove the PVC pipe, leaving the butt free to clamp down around the barbed wire. many people use this as stimulation before, during, or after sex.
Angela was extra horny Tuesday night, so she let me cactus punch her. Incredible!
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1. (noun) List of items for a project that still need to be completed after a project is closed and handed over to the requestor. These are items not necessary to start and run the process but were part of the project scope.
2. (noun) List of people or things that need to be literally or figuratvely punched. This list is typically held by a project manager or engineer and often contains the names of those who caused punchlist items.
1. Guy 1: We are two days late on intalling this pipe. How can we get this done?
Guy 2: Just put in the pipe and we can punchlist the insulation. We can come back next week and get it.
2. They delayed us 2 days and cost us $500k extra? Oh yea, the pipefitters are on the punch list.
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