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When a Scandinavian prostitute urinates on you whilst fully inserted during intercourse
I can't believe the mess I left behind in that Amsterdam hotel room after I took Viking River Cruises all night long
a fucking charter school in Hillsborough, North Carolinathat has a total of about 2 students. They didn't have time to interview any staff before hiring meaning we're stuck with some bat shit crazy teachers and some ones that don't even understand what they're teaching. Where the principal lies to the lower school about the the guy that's brought a knife into school three times with the intentions of stabbing someone. ERA is full of redneck white people who think they're the shit because their older sibling bought them a juul.
"Hey you go to ERA?"
"Yeah"
"Did you hear about the kid that tried to stab this one chick"
"Nah I was too busy hitting my juul in the bathroom"
eno river academy is where the rednecks with nicotine addictions go
It's a party near a river, usually a cookout with alcohol among friends.
Are you bringing anything to Heather's river bottom party?
When playing overgrown on mw2 you camp in the river because the opposing team has to cross the only 3 bridges which are clearly visible.
Bedneezy-Yo there going over the far bridge.
Jb45-I have 2 on main bridge.
Wienerbago-How do you know that!?
Bedneezy-We are the Mw2 river rats!
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A man ejaculates into his partner's nose while the partner is inhaling the semen, almost like when you have a runny nose and you are hocking up a loogie but instead of spitting it out the partner swallows the sperm when they feel it slowly running down the back of their throat.
My girl freind went white river rafting last night.
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the amazon river angler occurs when the human male, while fornicating, withdrawals his penis right before the moment of ejaculation and proceeds to whip the semen out of it like he is casting a fishing line directly at his partners face. this produces a beautiful array of gooey gobs that the partner must try and snap out of the air and into their mouth like they are an amazon fish gobbling for bait.
dude! last night i became a level 2 amazon river angler thanks to that redhead i met at the science club. after i was done, i even reeled her in to come get the mess that had accidentally hit me while i was blast casting.
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When your girl reaches deep REM sleep you get up an urinate all over her face.
So my bitch tells me she was too tired to have sex last night...so I took her down the River of Golden Dreams
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