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A woman that will sleep with anyone, including her best friend's husband.
"Im so glad im not friends with lucy anymore."
"Why?"
"Cause she's a pussy-go-round. She's got no self-respect."
DRUGS!!! Like crack cocaine.
Dude, do you have any miracle round?
We’re gonna get so high off miracle round
DRUGS!!! Like crack cocaine.
Dude, do you have any miracle round?
We’re gonna get so high off miracle round
This is the act of cooking a Little Debbie's Fudge Round on a stick over an open fire and giving it to The Truck Man.
I'm going to go give this hot fudge round to Truck Man because he got stuck and needs a pick-me-up.
The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round is when a guy sits in the center of your local kindergarten playground's merry-go-round while one of each female race stands around the circle naked and bends over ass facing inwards. The merry-go-round is then spun, which gives the man in the center a 360 degree view of all the asses around the world.
"Dude, my girlfriend let me ride the multi-cultural merry-go-round last night and I've never been the same!"
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College expenses for procrastinators.
Some colleges allow you to wait till later to pay for your courses; perhaps this could be a standard "round-tuition" policy for alumni who did well in class.
The act of politely declining, avoiding or otherwise steering clear of the African horn when confronted with its formidable size and power ostensibly so as not to appear racist.
... " Ladies of good standing shall be well advised to adhere strictly to the policy of Rounding the Horn of Africa should it be offered , deny it, snub it slap it's purple swollen face. Rebuke and refuse it's rude and rampant advances costs, for ones honour may well be at stake, whilst remaining mindful of the consequences for international relations."