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The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress.
The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
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When a man vigorously swaps between a woman's anus and vagina whIle she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle.
1. "When you mix red and brown you get a rusty wagan."
2. "I heard she enjoys a good rusty wagon during her time of the month. "
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Named after a sex maneuver in the TV show The Venture Bros., a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so many times in a day that your penis becomes all red and sore.
I got a Rusty Venture after that all night midget porn marathon.
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The act of waking someone up by sticking one's finger in one's rectum, and then shoving said finger into the nostril of the passed out/sleeping individual.
After Tom passed out at the party, John decided to wake him up with a rusty knuckle.
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a trombone that was left in the rain
my trombone got rusty because it was left in the rain and rust formed all over the shaft and mouthpiece, thus it was a rusty trombone...indeed.
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When a blue collar working man gets home from a long day of work and hits the pub then comes home for a night of fornication but can’t undo his straps because they are rusty.. he unzips his mid section and had at it
After a night of prowling I met a burly construction worker who took me back to his trailer and laid the rusty overalls on me. Owwwwww!!!
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The male penis after raw dogging anal sex with a less than clean partner.
Rachel gave me a rusty dog last night. Had to shower it off.
That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.
Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.
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