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A scale to measure how "scene" you are compared to others.
A "Scene" scale as done by Kelly A. and Jacki V.
Scene Points Scale.
-5 points:
Liking metal seriously
Fake Piercings
1/2 point:
Each pins/buttons
1 point:
Using adjectives from the late 80's/early 90's (i.e. rad, gnarly, rockin', etc.) for each word in vernacular
2 points:
Each studded belt
Dyed black hair/short
Each tight shirts/pants/track jackets
Thick rimed glasses
Each gaudy belt buckle
Each clothing bought from a thrift store
Having hair with bangs longer than the rest
Each trucker hat
Each plugs/body Piercings
Referring to bands as acronym
Each scarf
Mountain climbing key thingy
Each pair saucony/new balance/ converse shoes
Each livejournal/myspace/friendster account
Hollywood Undead
Owning Fiddle Faddle
Black eyeliner
Use of 'Kthxbai' 'Lykkeeoommgggzz' 'Oh Emm Gee' etc.
Playdough
Each Tie
Being Pale
Eating Mac And Cheese at least 3 times a week.
3 points:
Reading books over 300 pages long
Aspiring photographer
Vegetarian diet
Messenger bag
Knowledge of swearing in foreign languages
Bright Makeup
Hearts/stars next to your eye (with eyeliner)
Fake Tattoo's
'Cunt'
'Sexxcore'
'ScenexCore'
Trying to be Gangstuh.
4 Points:
Getting pictures taken in a photo booth
Wearing a bandana around your ankle/neck/wrist
Watching/Loving Disney movies
Fake Pearls/beaded necklaces
5 points
Clapping during midpaced part of a song
Working at an Indy record store/health food store
Being in a band
Attending hell fest
Writing poetry
Tea aficionado
Participating in "the mosh"
Riding a bike
Liking metal core
Straight edge
Food not bombs participation
Vegan diet
Being a camera whore
Having a binder/notebook/planner covered in Band logos/stickers
Hanging out at coffee shops
Being 'Electrikk'
Adding 'xcore' to things
Collecting Sobe/Jones Soda bottle caps.
Photoshopping pictures.
6 points:
Angling your pictures
Polka Dots
Fingers pointing to head in the shape of a gun
Having Sleepovers that include Dance party's to Spice Girls
<3 instead of I Love You
Ninjas
7 points:
Still collecting Pokemon cards
Guns that go bang bang
Pictures with squirt Guns
Having the 'I must be emo' song on your ipod/mp3 player
Being Bisexual
Actually knowing songs by Sunny Day Real Estate/The Spill Canvas/ Moss Icon
Having a Faux Hawk
8 Points:
Only showering once a week and/or self greasing hair
Having the Pokemon theme song on your ipod/mp3 player
Starting a Moshpit
9 points:
Being offended when someone calls you scene
Lover of Catcher In The Rye/The Perks Of Being a Wallflower
Memorizing the Masturbation part of Perks Of Being a Wallflower
10 points:
Moldy peaches fan
Vinyl collection
X'd up mosh gloves
Attended 20 shows or more in a year
Love for Poptarts/Ramen Noodles
Others questioning your sexuality. (Guy? Girl?)
More than One energy drink per day
11.11 points:
Wishing on 11:11
30 points:
having a myspace group for yourself.
Infinity points:
Dying while moshing.
Sex with the lead singer of a scene band
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they copy scene kids, and try to act like them, and dress like them all of a sudden.
they go on google, urban dictionary, or wherever to find out on how to be scene and end up failing miserably. they do it because they think its "cool." because they want to be "in" the group. you can't expect someone not to call you a poser when you come up to school the next day changed completely. true scene kids do not admit they are scene and they usually keep to themselves about it. posers tell everyone they're scene because they want people to see them as scene. for example, you go to the mall and look at a hello kitty shirt. if you say, " oh i like that shirt because it looks scene." your a poser. your trying so hard to be a scene. scene posers get fake lip piercings, they pretend to obssess over metal/death/screamo bands. they are ones who decide suddenly that they are truely scene when they were a preppy girly girl the day before. they are people who act like a scene, when they are truely really far from it.
scene poser: heyy baby. your so fucken rad(:
and i swear i saw this guy. he was the sex. hella ubber cute too.
rawrr, hellokitty.
normal girl: where the fuck are you getting all this wierd slang language from all of a sudden?
scene poser: oh, i went to youtube, google, urbandictionary and all these other places and im totally scene now. its so me. now im so much better then you.
normal girl: wtf, go get a life. learn to be original, and stop being a poser. your so damn dumb.
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Scene points are a way of measuring how trendy or scene someone is. Also called scene cred. Teenagers used to joke about scene points but now more and more scenesters are taking it seriously.
As a scene kid, I don't really worry about earning scene points. After a while, you just start doing scene things without having to think about it.
There are ways to incorporate your own style into your look while still being a scene kid. Follow these guidelines to earning scene points and do what feels comfortable. Either way you're still kind of a conformist, but whatever. You can't please everyone no matter WHAT you do or look like so if being a scene kid appeals to you, then wtf, just go for it!
things that will give you scene points:
GENERAL:
-being sickly thin (can be accomplished by being vegan or developing an eating disorder)
-being totally conceited, or just acting like it
-going to hardcore shows
-having myspace, livejournal, aim, etc (extra points for every X or scene word in your username)
-using a lot of scene lingo
-being artistic (desEnter away message text here.igning your own clothes, taking pictures, writing poetry, being in a band)
-shopping at thrift stores/good will
-Claiming to be at least two of the following: vegetarian, vegan, straight edge, bisexual, hardcore, unique (whether you are or not is a completely different story)
-being pale
-hanging out at the mall, cafes, shows, any place in public where there might be other scene kids (I mean, what's the point of spending an hour on your hair and makeup if you're just gonna sit around at home?...unless of course you're taking myspace pictures)
-collecting hello kitty, pokemon, carebears, etc
-staying on myspace til 4AM
-Dating a scene person of either gender (regardless of what gender you are)
ACCESSORIES:
-bandanas (in hair, around neck, on wrist, in back pocket)
-beaded necklaces
-fingerless black gloves
-big gaudy rings
-Mood ring
-lip ring(s), nose ring
-plugs
-Big plastic earrings
-a really expensive cell phone like a sidekick or enV and texting CONSTANTLY
-camera to take pictures of yourself, shows, your friends, and random artsy things
-tote bags
-oversized bags
-any purse that's massive, shiny, sparkly, or just stands out
*beware of messenger bags. those are usually classified as emo
-pins and patches or really obscure bands
-cigarettes
-studded belts
-white belts
-ipod
-always have massive sunglasses (wear them over your eyes when it's bright out and put them on your head when you go to shows)
CLOTHES/SHOES:
-skinny jeans
-flats (any colour or design on them will work)
-converse (black lowtops go with everything)
-leggings (black, gray, brown, striped, or neon)
-tight band shirts
-thermal long sleeved shirts
-mini skirts
-striped/polka dot shirts
-hoodies
-shirts with hearts, rainbows, stars, dinosaurs, birds, or just anything that looks scene
-ankle warmers
-striped scarves
-layered tank tops
-frilly dresses
HAIR:
-pin straight hair is a must-have
-hair in one eye
-layered bangs
-DIY hair cut and dye (the more colors and layers the better)
-bows, barettes, headbands in hair
*scene kids NEVER wear their hair up in a pony tail. low pig tails are acceptable
-hair extentions
-black hair with blonde streaks
-hair must be HUGE
-half platinum blonde/half black is a good style as long as you can pull it off
-lots of hairspray
-tiara
MAKEUP:
-tons of black eyeliner
-bright pink blush
-neon eyeshadow
-clear lipgloss
(scene kids don't usually wear lipstick, however, the trashier you look, the better)
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a scene bitch is one of those really vain scene/emo/hardXcore girls who take pics of themselves semi naked in their bathrooms, then post bulletins saying "comment my pics kthnx"
Preppy Girl: "OMG, look at Alyssa, she has turned into sucha scene bitch"
Dumb Preppy Girl: "I thought she was emo"
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if done right, makeup's saving grace. when done by an untalented girl, it usually consists of greasy, thick, and messy black liner, crayola eyeshadow, or, in a departure from that, black tire-grease shadow. but when done by a talented girl it is colorful, detail-oriented, and articulate. can be quite pretty.
scene makeup can be darn cute, if the right person applies it.
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Zayla is a dyke bitch, damn. shes a scene hippie but banging her is like being on weed man.
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Having sex when with a girl on her period. The sheets are bloody.
Last night you left a hell of a crime scene in my bed. My sheets are tie-dyed.
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