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When you don’t do shit at work but have a lot of windows open to give the impression you’re working hard. (including but not limited to old spreadsheets, word documents, and PowerPoints.)
“Hey look at George’s screen flair! That guy doesn’t do shit all day and has had the same stuff on his screen for months”
When you forget to bypass commercials on your Tivo because your on your second device
Doh! I missed bypassing the commercial. Must be suffering from second screen syndrome.
When you unplug, eactivate your social media accounts, and disappear for a three-day weekend/holiday.
During quarantine, your Screen-Breaking options are Scrabble and homemade sushi, but we're planning a group camping trip for summer Screen-Breaking.
A scrawny, greasy, pubescent boy who does nothing but sit in front of a tv or computer screen to play video games.
Man, my brother is such a fucking screen bean. All he does is play COD.
when you have broken your screen (i.e. phone, ipod, computer) and get it replaced. but frequently check to see if anything has broken the replacement.
why do you keep getting in your bag for your phone?
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia
A green screen that Barney will give you if you are mean to him, or he does something that he wasn't supposed to do, in which you get when the computer crashes, thus you must manually restart your computer, also if Barney does something and it was his fault you received a green screen of death, instead of the normal mad Barney pointing his arrow at the message telling you that you need to restart your computer, he will point his arrow at the reason why it crashed, and he will be shocked, and there will be a note from Barney explaining to you what happened, and there will be an item or video thumbnail that cause the computer to crash with a red prohibition sign on it, and he will tell you that you may need to install something to prevent this from happening again, preferably a driver or antivirus, and may even restart your computer for you.
Barney: Oh no, You got the Green Screen of Death, you have to restart your computer
You: I need to restart
the error that you've never heard of.
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Your Windows Insider Build ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you.
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Green Screen Of Death "should include the word being defined"