bullshit hurricane season

Bullshit Hurricane Season occurs in the United States from about mid-summer until election day every year. Every four years there is a marked increase in the severity of Bullshit Hurricane Season, this event coincides with the Presidential Elections. Bullshit Hurricane Season consists of:
-Mud-slinging political television ads which pile up the bullshit higher and deeper each day.
-Debates that include insults and character attacks
-Talking heads on TV and radio "personalities" who dissect and examine every piece of irrelevant minutiae

We are in the middle of Bullshit Hurricane Season so I will not be watching TV until the second week of November. I will be watching DVDs instead.

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Zodiac Mating Season

A season in which zodiac signs have their adrenaline rush and their sex drive run through the roof,usually when it's their month of Zodiac

John:Hey man what are you doing?
Kate:John it's Aquarius Season
John:What's that?
Kate:Its apart of the Zodiac Mating Season
John:Oh....
Kate:Yeah,I should be feeling the effects when January 12th comes
John:Oh..oh...okay
Kate:See you around,Sweetness~
John:Man,people sure are strange

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bean season

1) A time that is fun because the light-hearted wit of self-confident women adds to the enjoyment of all in their presence. 2) A higher than average proportion of awesome, smart, fun-loving girls at a gathering, and also if boys are around then the kind of boys who appreciate awesome girls are at a higher proportion than average as well.

"We can't leave, bean season just started!"

"I love my family and all, but it wasn't exactly bean season at my cousin's wedding shower."

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Hot Cousin Season

An alternative to cuffing season for those who couldn’t find anyone. Facing the holiday season alone becomes grim reality, and as desperation sets in family events become potential dating scenes

Forget cuffing season, I’m getting ready for Hot Cousin Season

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Belly Shirt Season

Belly shirt season is the single most best season of the year. It occurs around summer/spring time. The best and most respected part of this season isn't the weather, however; it is the women. Women around this time wear shirts also known as crop tops. Women who are fit and attractive really are the stars of this season unless you are a chubby chaser which is fine too. But the main ideal preferred women in a belly shirt has little fat and a perfect tummy that really turns men on sexually. Belly shirt season mainly occurs in summer/ spring time because it is too cold in the winter to wear this kind of apparel.

"Oh gee golly, belly shirt season is going to be yummy as fuck this year."

Season 7 Newbies

A group of extraordinary gleeks

Person One: She’s so nice, kind, supportive, funny and talented!
Person Two: She must be one of the Season 7 Newbies!

fat nigga season

The months spanning from September-January in which fat niggas receive a dramatic increase in sexual activity

Girl 1: You're really gonna let HIM fuck you?

Girl 2: It's fat nigga season. Gotta let a fat nigga fuck.

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