Lanky ginger bastard who loves to give people a hard time for his own pleasure. He hides behind rules and regulations to portray his innocence, but deep down he is an unprofessional, evil control freak.
Ugh that Shane is such an emotional drain. I'm actually so sick of this shit, so is everyone else. Kill us all now.
Shane is a half retarded fuck nigga with a fucked up gum to teeth ratio who is also known as Lanky the Anonymous Lightskin
Shane: hi
Me: OMG I CAN HEAR YOUR GUMS!
Beautiful blue eyes, blonde hair, very naughty, sometimes irritating but is fun. Will also do anything for a girl
A Shane is the best thing that can happen to anyone
A idiot that doesnt know anything. A very dumb person that is gay and lesbian
A flagrant homosexual that's married to a woman and has kids to hide his true identity
My coworker is totally a Shane