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A dinosaur which has adapted into being half shark. They can prey on land and in water and are the ultimate killing machine!!!!!!!
Turtle Thomas (you know who you are) - OMG IT'S DINO-SHARK!
When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
When you wake up in the morning with the sheets raised due to a stiff one!
Hey Rob, did you get a sheet shark when you saw Danni walk up the steps?
A shark that is so high on shrooms he doesn’t know he’s a shark.
The shiitake shark was so high he didn’t know how to swim
Shark Thumb.
The sexual act of placing you little finger (pinky) inside your partners anus (butt), while keeping all other fingers tucked in except the thumb that will stand proud and looks like a shark fin just slightly cresting the bottom of your partners posterior (butt) as they lay on their front.
During foreplay Sam Shark Thumb'ed meredith last night, meredith giggled as she looked over her shoulder and saw the shark fin (Sam's thumb).
A co-worker who continually tries to pick up shifts, even if the shift is not up for grabs.
"Man, I really need some money, but Charlie was so pushy about taking my shift at work I had to give it to him!"
"I know, he's such a shift shark."
A mini shark that lives in the river and nibbles on your butt
“Don’t stay in the water too long, a butt shark will come and nip your tooshy”