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Splatter shot

When one deficates (usually in violent squirts) all over the bathroom of an enemy; this includes walls, shower curtains, hand towels, ect.

I rolled up into Ben's bathroom and gave him a mean splatter shot after drinking Falls City Beer for twelve hours.

by optimusprime69notreallythough September 1, 2008

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Gate Shot

The morning shot of heroin for a heroin addict. The first shot of the day to give you that push out of the gate. Can also be used for other addictive substances.

Dude, I need to save a gate shot for tomorrow, or I might die.

by TheDreamseller July 5, 2010

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shot in the dark

A phrase used to describe a random guess, sometimes associated with a certain South African sprinter.

I didn't know the answer to the question so I took a wild shot in the dark, Oscar Pistorius style.

by DanielTustin83 February 3, 2015

21๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


shot me

1) Low blow

2)To be hit with a projectile

3)What someone screams when they're being over dramatic

1)"What Stephanie said about Carl was horrible"
"Yea, I agree, she basicaly shot him with that one"

2)That fucker shot me with his fuckin gun! what the fuck?

3)(Steve gets hit with a spit wad)
Steve-"Ahh you shot me!! You bastard!"

by phatkid1221 September 25, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


pirate shot

Taking an 8 oz shot of straight hard liquor in one go. Chasers optional. If you get 1/4 down, you're a landlubber, 1/2 is a deckhand, and 3/4 or more is a pirate. The Captain status is reached if the shot goes down in under 5 seconds and/or no chaser is used.

Eric and Stan finished their pirate shots last night, Catherine was a deckhand, but Gwen is now a Captain.

by Lindsai January 12, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


shot the sheriff

Before a relationship is committed (which is often different from consummated, depending on your morals, values, and comfort level), the title for the main person in your life is โ€˜Sheriffโ€™. To have a โ€˜Sheriffโ€™, one does not need a โ€˜Deputyโ€™ or โ€˜Deputiesโ€™, though that could be considered acceptable given the only slight significance of the title over a โ€˜friendโ€™ status. โ€˜Shooting the sheriffโ€™ is effectively the same as breaking up, but since the relationship was not elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend there is no semantic modification of the terms of said relationship.

Tom: โ€œDude, weaksauce, I shot the sheriff.โ€
Brian: โ€œLiquid lamecake, Broseph! You should grab some Boddingtons and weโ€™ll throw down on some Dr. Mario.โ€

by Jack Krabitz August 5, 2007

42๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


spidey shot

A spidey shot, by defintion, involves a male ejaculating semen onto a woman's body part, i.e. face, tits, ass, etc. The aftermath resembles a Peter Parker type attack, thus, the spidey shot.

Boy, Fluffy likes taking spidey shots at the gas station !

by Birdman 33 May 21, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž