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Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough
Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon
A hot bodded gentleman, makes all ladies go crazy while swooning. His name is the worded embodiment of beauty and passion.
A very nice and loveable person. A Simon is a keeper and any person, that knows a Simon should be very lucky to have her in their lives. She will always back you up and never abandon you. No matter what (if she is dealing with multiple problems at the same time, she WILL find a way)
Person 1: I am surprised, you seemed so nice. Would've thought that you were a Simon
Person 2: Oh, I wish
In certain cultures this name refers to a godly entity, closely related to a gnome-like species. Sometimes also referred to as "Monsi".
Have you ever heard about the legend of Simon?
He's a little weasel who's cool and fun and he is secretly a five nights at Freddy's character!
You need a Simon as a best friend
Tall white guy, teacher’s pet, specifically in english. Will probably claim to have broken up with a girl but we all know it was the other way around. Also an amazing friend.
Your such a good friend but damn you are a Simon too.