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Packing a solid 0.000001 millimeters and 7 inch testicals, (speaking from expirience), also has nice gurth ( choad), and is known as a sexy beast that all ladies swoon to there knees.
"Wow his cock is tiny, but he still gets girls"
" That's who he is, just a Simon
The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
Wow i really love Simon he is my whole world
Someone who calls you "domoren" for not understanding the poep he is verkondiging.
Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois
Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
''ZAMN! Simon goin brazy''
they have a huge monster cock.
oh my god its simon dont cum yet
Solar powered Sex dictionary who is an avid collector or coke cans and an oasis bottle fanatic. Concerned with fancy words with questionable place in 21st century dielectric, but maintains their importance all the same. Sometimes growls for reasons unknown but it is possibly used as a ‘thinking sound’
Simon is a guy that obsesses over younger kids and gets themselves into trouble. Watch your drinks around them because if you aren't careful you may get a bit dizzy and wake up naked in a Simons bed.
be careful Simon is here