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awkward mammal that cannot control itself
hey whats that? uhhhh what the hell am i in... that damn skeet bear
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When a man intends to spray his ejaculate (i.e. skeet) on his woman's belly button, but ends up sprayin' skeet across her entire waist line instead. Skeet belts must go fully across, from left hipbone to right hipbone.
NOTE: Skeet belts are only a temporary accessory. That is, they do NOT last for more than 6 hours and will NOT hold up any other articles of clothing (like your pants). They do, however, compliment some articles of clothing very well (e.g. pearl necklaces).
My girl asked me to pull out, so I gave her a skeet belt to match her pearl necklace. She loved the accessories so much that she asked me for a pearl string bikini for Christmas.
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Skeet sniping is almost the same as skeet shooting. The only difference is when you cum it must shoot a long distance across the room. More praise will be added if you "snipe" the person in the face.
Dude she was so mad when I went skeet sniping last night
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to skeet on a fire to turn it off
"robert" saved my house by acting as a skeet extinguisher.
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The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's bottle of Summer's Eve or other female cleaning product as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be washing her lady-parts with your semen for several weeks.
see also sploofah, shamspooge, and cumditioner.
I couldn't get in her the old fashioned way so I left it up to a bottle of Summer's Skeet.
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A specific type of face mask that is required in order to keep semen from entering the eyes. Mostly worn by women making masturbate sandwiches. Sort of resembles the clear masks worn by professional basketball players during the game.
"Pickles forgot to wear her skeet mask and now that bitch is blind!"
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a fat,over sized large nutt sack,sometimes skeet is found driving on his fake rims
dude skeet is soo fat
ive never seen such a person as fatt as skeet
skeet is gay
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