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sock muppet

Name for tween who tries to wear inapropro clothing. i.e. crop tops, buttcheek shorts, boobie bras

'Hey look at that seventh grader'

'eh such a sock muppet'

by kissmyjesuschrist March 13, 2015


Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018


athletic sock

What you say when you don't want to say condom.

Campell: then I put on my athletic sock.
Brian: then while you were sweating in the athletic sock, the athletic sock broke.

by CAMBOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE October 15, 2015


Sock Tucker

A male who compensates for a perceived lack of penis size by tucking a pair of rolled-up socks in his underwear. (Commonly used as an insult)

Look at him! He is such a sock tucker.

by dutchboy September 4, 2012


fuzzy socks

fuzzy socks- When you don't feel like caring about what the heck goes on your feet and your number one priority in to live in comfy. Even if it means ditching you reputation

person one: what are you wearing on you feet?

person two: I'm wearing special Netflix socks and black and white yeezys. They were like, 350$ so.. what about you?

person one: Oh! ummm........ Fuzzy Socks??!!??

by VERAALOE November 14, 2017


dome socked

The act of getting punched in the side of the head (in or around the temple area). The dome sock usually occurs so quickly that the dome sockee is usually too unexpecting to avoid such a blow, and too stunned to fight back thereafter.

Man, Jamal was just eatin' his chicken sandwich, and then THAT NIGGA GOT DOME SOCKED!

by bitch ass nyukka March 15, 2009


scrotum sock

the act of stretching the scrotal skin over the penis to form a sock.

my dick is so warm. my scrotum sock is extra fuzzy.

by fartsafety January 4, 2009