The feet on a stupid fucktard speedster hedgehog called sonic, he is so fast that he finishes in 0.5 seconds.
His feet are old and gross and people are obsessed with that mf’s feet cause they are retards that need therapy
Lisa: have you seen Sonic feet pics?
Blubtubeswepple: NO YOU STUPID SON AOF A BITCH GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
A Sonic Show on Netflix that has a good plat and neutrally written Characters. Gives us Prismatic Sonic (A New sonic form) & is canon to the games. Not an energy drink.
Guy 1: Have you watched Sonic Prime?
Guy 2: Is that an energy drink?
Guy 1: No, Its a good show.
The re-release of the original dream cast game, which changed the Chao garden and ruined it for everyone by changing the dark Chao garden, removing the mountain, the cave, the cage and the tree branch and instead made the garden bland . It also revamped the Chao nursery, in which the principle is not actually the principle and the real principle is a grey statue in the background
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle:
Person 1: So did you talk to the principle in the Chao nursery
Person 2: Yes, but that Grey statue creeps me out!
A less sweet and less calorific version of GnT. It’s Gin Soda and Tonic.
Ed: would you like a gin n tonic
Phoebe: ohh no. That’s too sweet but I do like a good gin
Ed: how about a gin n sonic then?
Phoebe: perfect !
basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
:
person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Gotta go fast, gotta go fast
Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!
Movin' at speed of sound (make tracks!)
Quickest hedgehog around
Got ourselves a situation
Stuck in a new location
Without any explanation
No time for relaxation!
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't blink, don't think
Just go, go, go, go, g-g-g-g-go, go!
N-n-n-n-n-n-na
N-n-n-n-n-n-na
Sonic, he's on the run!
Sonic, he's number one!
Sonic, he's comin' next!
Sonic the Hedgehog was created in 1991 by Sega
The Name of the funny fast blue hedgehog
“HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT SONIC HEDGEHOG”