stay-at-home son

(from stay-at-home mom) A man-child who exhibits the following traits:
-does controlled substances
-never allows more than 900 seconds to pass between tobacco cigarettes (during the sleeping hours, he must get up at least twice during an 8 hour period to burn one)
-bums money off of his friends and never pays them back
-the inability to hold a job for more than 40 hours
-lives with his parents after the age of 30
-gets checks from the government and spends 75 percent or more on cigarettes, lottery, or alcohol
-spends endless hours instant messaging women to try to pick them up for romantic purposes
-when having a beverage at home, uses a fresh cup for each drink and never helps with just the dishes that he himself created
-attracts alcoholic friends like a rare earth neodymium magnet, especially one who modified himself (cutter) while under the influence
-never puts CDs/DVDs back in their cases...discs last an average of 48 hours before noticeable scratches form
-always looking for a handout
-performs deliberate premeditated installation of spyware onto the PC that is loaned to him / uninstalls Firefox in favor of Internet Explorer
-leaves cigarette burn lines (yes lines, not holes) in the carpet
-listens only to modern rap narratives and goth-death-metal and must listen to it at 80 dBa at 1 meter
-thinks every risk (like spending $20 on a single scratch ticket) will turn out rosy, no matter how far fetched

George Costanza has some of the traits of a stay-at-home son.
One of my legacy friends has all of the above traits of a stay-at-home son.

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son of a mother duck

another way of saying son of a b***h... in a nicer format

he is such a 'son of a mother duck'!

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son of a monkey's ass

Something frustrating in its disgustingness.
Orginally, a man birthed from the anus of a monkey or an ape.

::Jeanine unable to get credit card machine to work: "Son of a monkey's ass!"

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Son of a Meekrob

1)The son of the dirtiest slime in the universe

2)The son of shit that God himself has banned

3)See also Vegetasan

You son of a meekrob you just took an army pile on my foot!!!

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Son of a Nutcracker

When children try to cuss.

Ow!!! Son of a Nutcracker!!
What the Son of a Nutcracker?!

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Get Owned Son

1.Frequently uttered by me when playing MW2 and Halo 3 when I pwn some noobs.

2.This phrase can also be used as support for someone else's insult.

1.YES!! I JUST GOT A MULTI KILL NOOB TUBE!! G3T 0WN3D SON!

2.Friend: Hellen Keller sings better than you!! (directed at 9 yr old on xbox)
Me: Yeah! Get Owned SOn!!!

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My wife's son

A term used to identify a cuck in public.

When a cuck is speaking all chant "My wife's son My wife's son"

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