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Speed Waddle

It applies to pregnant women who can walk perfectly normally at a comfortably slow pace ... but once her steps quicken, a definite waddle emerges.

Susan is 23 weeks pregnant, and she got quite a speed waddle up while rushing around today, she was the laughing stock of the office.

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Speed Gook

A person who drives a drifter/tuner type car and is of the Asian persuasion. Vehicle will usually be covered with performance parts logo stickers that they wish were on their car. Most of the time there will also be a large fin/spoiler on the trunk of the car. Also there will be a large coffee can shaped muffler under the rear fender of the car. They will most often wear some type of hip hop outfit. They often pretend to have ninja skills or some other wu-tang clan type abilities. Some times non-asian people exhibit this behavior these people are called speed fags.

speed gooks

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Speed Check

When a driver is trying to merge into the next lane, while the driver behind notices your indicator when you're trying to move in. The other driver aggressively accelerates to block the driver from merging in the first place. Also known as an aggressive driver move to scare the merging driver or denying entry.

This jerk speed checked me just as I was moving into the next lane.

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Speed Dream

A Speed Dream , or the act of Speed Dreaming, is when a compilation of a bunch of different dreams and antics are so randomized and fast-changing that the brain doesn’t take to realize what’s going on, which is why the plot of the dream, if not the dream as a whole, can’t be remembered or able to be explained.

Friend: Man, I slept after I took that molly and my dreams were terrible. How about you?
Me: I wouldn’t remember man, I was speed dreaming.

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shutter speed

Shutter Speed: Adj. The amount of time it takes an anus to return to "closed" after use (often a result of age or rectal abuse or exploration.)

John's ass has a low shutter speed leading to frequent sharts.

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Lyper Speed

Usually used in reference to a sprinting athlete at a track and field meet, describing them as running at a speed that ranges between "hyper speed" and "lightning speed", which is basically fast as shit.

Alyssa- "Okay so why is that guy wearing sunglasses when we're at an indoor track meet?"
Andrew- "No shit, that's Coach Dylan! That dude's got Lyper Speed."

Alyssa- "so you mean he's fast as shit?"
Andrew- "yeah, like really fast shit."

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