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When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.
Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.
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One person drinks a beer pitcher full of liquid laxatives. Then puts a tube up their rectum. The second person inserts the other end in thier rectum. The person that drinks the laxatives then defecates in the tube and in the other persons rectum. The other person then defecates its back into the other person.
My grandpa was born in Mississippi, and told me stories of when he aspired to perform a Mississippi Steam Boat with his best friend as a kid. He wound up becoming a captain of a Mississippi Steam Boat.
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When boy and girl are in shower together.. girl has hot water in mouth.. boy sperms into mouth with water still in there.. let it float around.
Man, that chick last took my Steam boat jimmy hard
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A sexual act when the male takes a large steamy dump on the female's chest, turns her over, takes a second large steamy dump on her back, and then proudly watches her roll around like a steam roller.
Connie had to change her sheets after Bobby's corny stanley steam roller.
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the gayest goddamn thing you could ever imagine
Heard Tony did a fuckin' steam powered giraffe on Lebron. What a GAN?
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A society of top notch people who have been given the right to inform people of their problems or faults. Chosen carefully by the people of the 904 and the 561 who originally created it. They have to be intellegent people who are good at insulting jealous hoes and tricks. They do walkups not drivebys and their weapons of choice are instant messangers and myspace so they dont have to get any closer to the ugly or fat people than they have to. They are real ass people who will straight up tell you whats up.
AKA- S.R.M.
An invitation to a random chat room is usually a sign of the steam roll mafia, the best thing to do is accept and save yerself the trouble to come.
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When someone puts carrots up their butt and the heat from their butt hole steams the carrots. Then they poop it on their partner. Similar to a Cleveland steamer.
The woman tried out the new Cleveland steamed carrots trend with her boyfriend.