Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole
That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.
traveling the world and finding treasure in a giant balloon. an activity mainly for people who haven't "thank" all day.
Megan went geo-surfing because her blue Prius was broken.
Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.
The surf and turf was deicious.
Throwing up while taking a dump.
I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.
When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men
Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.
...to gain attention with online media in an attempt to engage with audiences.
"He only posted that selfie to go e-crowd surfing."
A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted
Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass