taint brush

The article used to clean or scrub one's taint. Can be anything from a toothbrush to streetsweeper depending on the size and severity of taint uncleanliness. Traditionally used by females; males use grundle brushes.

Stay out from under Meredith, she hasn't used a taint brush in years.

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riddle taint

1.)also the combination off asshole and dick head if you attend embry-riddle
2.)The act of flipping a collar up if youre wearing a pink shirt and wearing giant horse googles from a stupid flying movie as sun glasses,
3.)sweater vest

"Im sucha riddle taint!..im from upstate NY where the real gangsters live so we all have to wear our easter egg gang color shirts and flip up our collars in my new convertable and go drive to a laguna beach party!"

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taint thinner

one who licks taints

i.e. Andy Bond

see grundle brush

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Taint Bandit

the small monster that comes to steel your taint in the night using his magical sheers. Many would hear a taint bandit from its distinctive call of EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!

Cousin of the Grundel Monster.

I have no taint, the Taint Bandit came in the middle of the night and snatched it up.

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taint scrape

The act of raking the teeth from the base of the nut sack and or vagina to the crack of the anus.

Sammy gives a mean taint scrape!

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taint bruise

when riding ones bike and the seat hits ones taint, the area between the genitals and asshole, resulting in a bruise.

Rhonda was riding her bike today and had to go the doctor because she got a taint bruise.

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taint patch

A small patch of hair configured similar to a soul patch, below one's genitals, usually on the 'taint' region.

"I tried something new, instead of the usual landing strip, I switched the side, and shaved in a taint patch.

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