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An intriguing way to suck major dick at something
"I play Xbox but I simply just tapped gravy every time"
(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
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(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
A person you casually have sex with.
Bitch on the side.
Frank: What's going on with you and that girl?
Joe: She comes by sometimes, just a "casual tap"
Celebratory act of people bumpin' bites of food together as if clinking drinking glasses. The food items are held by hand or by fork.
Everyone was food tapping chicken wings, pizza slices and tacos during happy hour.
Party on! *food tap*
verb: life tap; 3rd person present: life taps; past tense: life tapped; past participle: life tapped; gerund or present participle: life tapping
extremely light, gentle strike to the testicles by back of the fingers of a cupped hand; done properly, effects will manifest after 30 seconds: excruciating pain at least 10 times worse than a solid hit/kick to the same testicles.
My friend said he was gonna life tap me. He then cupped his hand and tried to hit me in the nuts! I backed off, and thought he just grazed me. He then started laughing: after 30 seconds my eyes filled with tears as it felt like pure fire shot through my testicles and an intense ache came on too!
when a girl has small breasts, but you still want to hit that
The string of words that appears when you tap only the predictive text suggestions on your smartphone.
Lisa made tap poetry by picking the middle suggestion for every word that appeared on her smartphone's predictive text suggestions. It read "The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the year and I love it and it was the best thing to say"