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TAP Plan

A plan that is over the top, stupid, and won't do anything while most likely having a much simpler solution.

Your going to electrify a rod and conduct electricity into the ocean? We got another TAP Plan.

by TAP Hater 69 July 14, 2019


tap and lunge

When a guy taps you on the shoulder. As you turn your head, he lunges in for the kiss.

We were having a perfectly good date, until he pulled the old 'tap and lunge'.

by clarice22 September 16, 2014


tap x

Someone who sucks at Call of Duty and have to constantly mash (x) on an xbox controller to re spawn.

Bob: That tap x is so bad he's going 0 and 14

Mike: What a dier

by War Cry Taken April 18, 2016


Tap and crap

A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap

Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record

by Jayba11s January 8, 2018


YouTube Tap

When you tap your phone screen to see how long is left on the video. This can also be done with people.

David: Did I tell you about that time I swam to Alaska?
Mitch: No, i don't think so...
David: Well I was trying to beat the record for-
Mitch: *taps David in the face*
David: 6:23
Mitch:...
David: Did you just YouTube Tap me?
Mitch:... Yes...

by ThePotatoKing August 19, 2018


Life tap

verb: life tap; 3rd person present: life taps; past tense: life tapped; past participle: life tapped; gerund or present participle: life tapping

extremely light, gentle strike to the testicles by back of the fingers of a cupped hand; done properly, effects will manifest after 30 seconds: excruciating pain at least 10 times worse than a solid hit/kick to the same testicles.

My friend said he was gonna life tap me. He then cupped his hand and tried to hit me in the nuts! I backed off, and thought he just grazed me. He then started laughing: after 30 seconds my eyes filled with tears as it felt like pure fire shot through my testicles and an intense ache came on too!

by Liphradicus Epicus November 1, 2016


tap nugget

when a girl has small breasts, but you still want to hit that

Damm she a tap nugget!

by funkypotatosalad June 30, 2016