Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.
'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'
Look at the fat person who eats pop tarts
It's a sex move where the man cums inside of a woman's asshole, then he performs cunnilingus on the woman's asshole.
Dude: "I did a saffron tart last night"
Dude 2: "You're insane man!"
A person who is both sweet and sour.
- What do you think about Chad?
- Bro! That guy’s such a tart banana. The other day he gave me free weed, but it was all seed and stem man!!
melon tart means someone whos a melon and a tart at the same time
that girl is such a melon tart
A melon tart is a melon whos also a tart
Omg that girl is such a melon tart
The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.
Penguin 1:"Im lonely"
Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"
*swishing of the nipple tassles*
.....HENCE SEX.......
Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."