1. An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason. To cheat someone out of something having the ideas that jews are stingy. Doing shitty things to people. Being shitty or petty doing knifing scandalous stuff. Can also be called a Jew.
Sally: He was an asshole for no reason.
Jan: Yeah that was pretty jewish
Sam: Ur a shitty friend, Dan. A fkg Jew
a Jewish family with 4 or more kids
The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.
When 6 men masturbate to a cookie and the one who ejaculates on the cookie last, has to eat the cookie.
No idea this is not suggested please don't participate in a Jewish cookie.
You pay a Jewish woman to give a hand job in a minivan while she recites prayers from the Tanakh.
Guy 1: What you do last night?
Guy 2: I did a Jewish rap around.
Guy 1: Nice.
The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.
"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"
"I don't fucking care"