norah jones

A term coined in albuquerque as a combination of "No" and "Ora (as in Orale)." Can be used as an exclamatory phrase or as a comparative term. Created by the bowlas.

Norah Jones, bro! That's sick!

It's hot as a Norah out here.

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mike jones

rap (and real) version of "south park"-'s timmy.

"announcer: and now ... introducing ... timmmy ... and the lords of the under-world!
*band plays some type of sound variation resembling 'metal'*
timmy: timmy!"

-or-

"DJ:now the latest hit from mike jones, 'mike jones,' off the album <u>mike jones</u>!
mike jones: mike jones!"

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Mr Jones

A pedophile who likes to hide kids in the basement and store their genitals

He likes to look at girls and find out where his students live

When turned down by the girls he pursues the boys

Mr Jones loves kiddies

Girl 1 : That girl has been touched by mr Jones

Girl 2 : omg that happened to me in primary

Mr Jones : come here my kiddies

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Landry Jones

Pathetic-looking mustache somehow redeemed by the heroic acts and talent of its owner

Dude 1: "How can that guy get away with that stache?"

Dude 2: "It's only because it's a Landry Jones--fear the stache, man"

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phil jones

A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.

Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*

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Mike Jones

A kid I grew up with in Wyoming nicknamed "Tripod" because he was hung like a donkey. tripod

Holly shit Mike! That thing looks like a third leg and is as big around as a beer can.

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lucy jones

lucy jones is that one girl that everyone wants to be because she is so cool and has the fattest, juiciest most voluptuous ass ever. she’s so pretty and funny and kind and smart and cool. if you know someone called lucy jones and don’t like her you’re just jealous of how nice she is and how everyone loves her.

look it’s lucy jones she’s so cool i wish i was her, she inspires me to get up in the morning, she’s such an amazing person.