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The worst of the worst, when it comes to social position. Bottom rung. Underneath the barrel. Complete and utter lack of inter-personal skills.
"That poor fucker's a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society."
1:30:41 is a time stamp in the movie Puss In Boots: The Last Wish, quoting
Kitty:“I hate to say it, but should we make a wish?”
Puss: “Kitty, one life spent with you is all that I could wish for.”
Showing how one will use their one and only wish to spend their whole life with someone they care and love.
Person1: What is a quote you really relate to?
Person2: Puss In Boots: The Last Wish 1:30:41
Person1: What?
Person2: I would wish for a life with you
Islander slang. Describes how a tired and ragged look on someones face, that usually occurs around 4:00 pm.
Doctor: "how's the patient doing today?"
Aid: "Every puss has its 4 o'clock"
Donald Trump and Mr krabs
Mr krabs is a Fat Pussy Loving Hoe who wont get puss
Having a pimple on your penis
"Hey man why do you always spend so much time in the bathroom"
"Oh sorry, I've just got a Puss Penis
A man/woman who likes to deep inside a wet spot to find hidden treasures but all they find is pleasure
It's time for the puss raider to work his way inbetween her
The exavation of the wet spot is done by the puss raider
The Puss Fic is a kinky fanfic in which Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross have frisky anal
It was early in the afternoon, Ryan and Brendon were in bed. Ryan was starting to get frisky so he desided to pleasure himself and Brendon, so he grabbed brendon by the puss, making Brendon moan loudly. "I got your sweet puss" he whispers in brendons ear and licks up his ear lobe softly. Brendon is unable to move and he's whining and shaking in pleasure. Ryan began to pump brendons puss slowly, wanting to gain the musical moans escape brendons thicc beautiful lips. Ryan smiled as he heard Brendon wine and squirm in pleasure. Ryan got ontop of him and took off his pants to where his puss was hard against brendons chest. "Want me to ride your puss?" Ryan whispers in brendons ear seductively. Brendon nods eagerly as Ryan lifts himself up over brendons puss, brendons puss enters Ryan slowly. Ryan moans loudly as he lowers himself all the way down "dick me down" Ryan moans, at this point Brendon was done looking submissive when in reality he made Ryan his bitch. Brendon grabs Ryan's hips and slams into him, making moans escape Ryan's lips. The end of brendons lips curled into a perfect smile when he saw how he was destroying Ryan. "You like my puss baby boy?" He grinds his teeth at Ryan. "Y-yes daddy your big puss in my juice factor!" Ryan moans while he arches his back making Brendon hit his strawberry just perfectly. Brendon flips them over to where Brendon was ontop of Ryan slamming his puss into him eager for Ryan to come. "I-i'm gonna spill my creamy fluids" The puss fic